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Road Ranger (sung by Nick Bayne)

from Waking Lazarus - The Cast Album (2016) by Curtis Powell

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After arguing with TEX, ALAN climbs into his vehicle to drive home. During the solo Road Ranger, Alan’s anger at Tex and others turns into road rage and doesn't end well.

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Road Ranger

CUT ME OFF!
TRIED TO SCREW WITH MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO DRIVE
AS I CRUISE DOWN THE ROAD AT NINETY - FIVE.
MADE HIM PAY!
SWUNG INTO HIS LANE AND FLIPPED HIM OFF FOR GOOD
NOW HE’S TRAPPED BY TWO SEMI’S ON EACH SIDE.

I’M THE ROAD RANGER
FLYIN’ DOWN THE ROAD DOING ONE OH FIVE
STEP ASIDE STRANGER
TURN THE OTHER FENDER
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT HOME ALIVE.

STOPPED ME SHORT!
WHILE I WEAVE SO EXPERTLY FROM LANE TO LANE
SO I’LL RIDE ON HER TAIL AND FLASH THE BRIGHTS.
TOOK HER OUT!
WITH MY PATENTED LEFT SIGNAL FAKIN’ CHANGE
FORCED HER OFF TO THE GUARD RAIL ON THE RIGHT.

I’M THE ROAD RANGER
SHOOT ME UP WITH ANGER,
MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE
JUST BEWARE STRANGER
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT HOME ALIVE.

GUITAR SOLO!

KEEP THE FAITH!
CAUSE I’M SO DAMN SURE THAT RIGHT IS ON MY SIDE
THAT I’LL SMASH UP YOUR CAR TO SAVE MY PRIDE.
MAKE MY DAY!
CAUSE AT WORK I’M JUST SOME NUMBER CRUNCHIN’ GUY
BUT RIGHT NOW, I’M ONE BIG-ASS MOTHER RIDE.

I’M THE ROAD RANGER
TEMPORARY SANITY AIN’T MY STYLE
I’M THE ROAD RANGER
TOOLIN’ DOWN THE ROAD GOTTA MAKE THAT MILE
I’M THE ROAD RANGER
JUST A LITTLE CRAZY BETWEEN YOU AND ME
I’M THE ROAD RANGER
APOCALYPSE RIDING IN AN SUV
I’M THE ROAD RANGER
MAKING LIFE EXCITING GONNA RUIN YOUR DAY
MOVE ASIDE STRANGER
'CAUSE IF YOUR BABY’S ON BOARD
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT!

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from Waking Lazarus - The Cast Album (2016), released May 5, 2016
Lyrics and music by Curtis Edwin Powell

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Curtis Edwin Powell Chicago, Illinois

Award winning Chicago playwright, composer, lyricist, actor and author. Other shows include "Fairways the Musical" (score), "Chronic Malcontents" (book, lyrics and score), "Trafford Tanzi" (updated score). Graduate of Northwestern University and author of "The Disposable Visionary: A Survival Guide for Change Agents" [ABC-CLIO Publishers] ... more

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